GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean
having a problem you literally cant talk to anyone about
I don’t even get to experience the friend-zone because nobody wants to be my friend
on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet
- Me: *accidentally plays Legend of Zelda for 13 hours*
I feel like the Mormons should work at Monsters Inc. but instead of scaring people they just try to convert them.
I just showed this to my Mormon friend who’s about to leave on her mission and she’s crying from laughing so hard.