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skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

(via stoned-levi)

hikki-ko-mori:

so i was taking a bath

a bubble bath to be specific

i used half a bar of lush’s comforter (however you fucking spell it) and this happened

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crazy right? i think my mom’s tub is made of magic powers or something

so i had a nice bath, watched some cry plays on my ipad

and i drained my tub

i came down to my room, two floors down in the basement

and i am greeted with this

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i cAN”T FUCKInG BREATHE

(Source: kikuchimoa, via spiders-and-striders)

variablejabberwocky:

vastderp:

sushinfood:

katsumi-demonu:

john-kat:

being older than 15 in the homestuck fandom

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Being 18 and older in the Homestuck fandom:
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Being 25 and older in the Homestuck fandom

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being over 30 in the homestuck fandom:

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(via spiders-and-striders)

internetexplorers:

*looks in the mirror*

what the fuck is that

(via ugly)

stardusttx:

grapewallofchina:

your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting 

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you’re welcome

i thought they were partying

(via hate)

heartmehateme:

shoutout to the friends that still like me

all two of you

(via living-for-the-booty)